kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via seedy)

  • me 3 years ago: an unappealing awkward person
  • me now: an unappealing awkward person with a blog

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via deforestasian)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: christinaaguiprophet, via encourage)

allonsyarielle:

sir-lancelittle:

can we just review how sensual the panera logo is

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Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear

image

(Source: ten-million-straws, via petcanadian)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via hotboyproblems)

supalove:

thinksquad:

This girl was crying and begging the policeman not to hit her or any of her friends. Then the policeman started crying as well and he said to her: “You just hold on girl.”

The photo comes from protests happening in Bulgaria right now. Students are protesting poverty and corruption in Bulgaria’s Socialist-backed government, chaining themselves to the doors of Sofia University and clashing with police outside of parliament.

After the photo was taken it quickly went viral

this picture is so powerful

(via whatmyheartwantsitgets)

toastforthebooty:

My anaconda don’t

(Source: unp, via spork)

giveratmorehats:

strider-gonnastride:

thefuuuucomics:

that one song about closing the goddamn door

haven’t you people ever heard of it

diD YOU JUST

(Source: cannibalbat, via ifuckinghatealmosteveryone)

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